Introducing our Dead Inside But Jolly AF Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee – because nothing says "festive" quite like a dash of sarcasm and a hint of holiday cheer for the soulless at heart.

Picture it: a festive skull grinning ear to ear, proudly declaring, "Dead Inside But Jolly AF." Because who needs a beating heart when you've got a wicked sense of humor and an unwavering commitment to holiday merriment?

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is as soft as freshly fallen snow – but with a lot more attitude. The light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) makes it the perfect choice for those who want to stay cool in their apathy and cozy in their jolliness.

Designed with a retail fit that's as effortlessly chic as the ghosts of Christmas past, this tee is a must-have for anyone who prefers their joy with a side of snark. It's the kind of shirt that says, "I might be dead inside, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to rock this holiday party."

The tear-away label is a nod to those who prefer their labels as easily removed as their enthusiasm for holiday small talk. Plus, it runs true to size – because even the most sarcastic souls deserve a shirt that fits just right.

So, whether you're attending a festive gathering or simply sipping cocoa in solitude, do it in style with the Dead Inside But Jolly AF Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee. Because who says the holidays can't be both soul-crushing and fabulous? Cheers to being dead inside and jolly AF!