Introducing the "Grinch Before Coffee" Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt – because even the Grinch needs his caffeine fix before facing the holiday cheer! Picture this: the front proudly declares "I'm a Grinch Before Coffee," with the Grinch's arm nonchalantly dangling a red glass ornament – the only decoration he can tolerate pre-coffee.

Made from a luxurious blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, this sweatshirt is like a warm hug for your inner Scrooge. The fabric is a 3-end garment-dyed, ring-spun, color-blast fleece with a 100% cotton face – a mouthful of comfort and style that even the Grinch would approve of.

With a medium-heavy fabric weight of 9.5 oz, this sweatshirt is not just cozy; it's practically a fortress against unwanted festive feelings. The relaxed fit allows for maximum Grinch-level comfort, and the rolled-forward shoulder is perfect for shrugging off those annoying "spread the joy" hugs.

But that's not all – we've even included a back neck patch because even Grinches deserve a touch of sophistication. It's the little details that make this sweatshirt the ultimate anti-holiday uniform.

And for the eco-conscious Grinches out there, rejoice! Our sweatshirt is OEKO-TEX certified with low-impact dyes, ensuring that your Grinchiness doesn't come at the cost of the environment.

So, if you find yourself feeling a little Grinchy before your morning brew, slip into this sweatshirt and let the world know – the holiday cheer can wait until after coffee!